Za

Where do you go for a slice of za and some football?



Pizza hut hut hike!!

Mark E. Salomone and Morelli - "Tell Them - You. Mean. Business."

What do you call a lawyer the cooks?







A sue-chef.

drinks and drives

Why couldn't the nail drive home?

Because it was hammered.

rock n roll

Why should you see live music in Morocco?



Because it's more rockin'

Could You Repeat That?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

D'jav.

D'jav who?

Knock Knock.

Cows

What do cows listen to to get aroused?


Moooo'd music

Trees and Trees

What does a tree eat for dessert?






paste-trees.

Falafel

What did the falafel say to the waiter?

Chick peas!