Coffee

How did the coffee lose its money?

It was mugged.

Social Media

What do printers use for social media?

Faxbook.

Copy and Paste II

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MaAB2fI3mE&feature=youtu.be

Born This Way.

What did Lady Ga Ga name her baby?

Goo Goo Ga Ga.

Cob.

What did the angry corn cob say to the other corn cob?

Go shuck yourself!

Pizza Pie

What did the pizza say after it's magic trick?

Pesto chango!

Surf's Up.

What do you make a lying surfboard out of?

Fib-erglass.

Surf

Stinky ER

What is the smelliest medical procedure?

Open-fart surgery.

Medical Problem.

Why is dandruff a bad friend?

Because it always flakes on you.

Snap Shot.

What did the picture scream when being placed in the squad car?

I've been framed!

Cocoa

What do you call a short, fat, chocolatey, adolescent?

Oval-tean.