Tuesday, November 8, 2016
Life!
Two Trojans walk down to the main square to find their brethren slaughtered and a giant empty wooden horse. They see several Greek soldiers approaching. One Trojan slaps his forehead and exclaims, "Argg, Mondays suck!"
Use this one on an annoying friend
You: Knock knock.
Them: Who's there?
You: Shut up.
Them: Shut up who?
You: I thought I told you to shut up.
Them: Who's there?
You: Shut up.
Them: Shut up who?
You: I thought I told you to shut up.
Knock Knock #4
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Internal Reven.
Internal Reven who?
Really? You want to talk about the IRS now? I thought we were telling jokes!
Who's there?
Internal Reven.
Internal Reven who?
Really? You want to talk about the IRS now? I thought we were telling jokes!
Word Play
The general leads the Roman emperor to the top of a knoll. They look down over a bustling city with every house on stilts. "I did what you commanded," says the general proudly. The emperor's face turns red with anger. "What's the matter?" asked the general. The emperor turns and says, "You idiot! I said I wanted the city razed - not raised!" And with that, slaps the general in the back of the head and with that the general says glumly, "I hate Mondays!"
Tuesday, August 2, 2016
Thursday, March 24, 2016
Wednesday, March 23, 2016
Sound of Music/Silence of the Lambs
What's the stringed instrument's favorite movie quote?
Cello Clarice.
Cello Clarice.
Monday, March 14, 2016
Saturday, March 12, 2016
I Don't Believe in Viagra
I don't believe in Viagra. As my great grandfather always said, "It's a poor craftsman who blames his tool."
Wednesday, March 9, 2016
Tuesday, March 8, 2016
Wednesday, March 2, 2016
Tuesday, January 12, 2016
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