Doggie Style

What do polite dogs say?


Paw-don me.

Sick

What did the sore throat give her boyfriend for his birthday?

A streptease.  

Sesame Street

Did you hear that a Sesame Street character died from Lyme Disease?


Tickkillme Elmo

Cali

Where do neurotic California high schoolers live?



The OCD

Clouds

What are clouds always afraid?

Because they live in the atmosfear.

Sailing and Stuff

Why do you go sailing with thunder?

Because thunder is foreboding.