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A Lakota native american rushes into the golf course club house and exclaims, "You'll never believe it!  Hole 5 - the hardest hole on the course - and I just broke the record!  I crushed the ball down the fairway on the drive, ten yards from the green and chipped an eagle!"  The bartender spits out his drink in shock and says, "You chip a wha!?"   The Lakota says, "No, I'm Lakota."