A young farm-boy is listening to music on his headphones when his dad comes in the room. "Son, it's time you became a real farmer. Go out and herd the sheep." The boys eyes widen in surprise and he takes off his headphones and says, "What?" The dad says, "Get out there." The boy looks confused and says nervously, "how...how many?" The dad says, "All of them!" The boy looks anxious but says okay and goes out.
The boy comes in an hour later, covered in sheep guts and shreds of bloody wool, tears streaming down his face, and cries, "I did what you said, Dad, I hurt them, I hurt all of them!!"
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