turds again

Did you hear about the poops migrating to the US?

They want to be American shitizens.

True Fact. No Lie. Series: Part 1

Did you know that Roald Dahl's Matilda was actually his fan-fiction prequel to Stephen King's Carrie.   If you read the book Matilda you'll notice the lines "and the devil was in her eyes" several times.

True fact. No lie.


                 

  

Dogs

Why did the dogs get parking tickets?

Because they were parallel barking.

Bad Dogs

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Hair

Why don't you want to be in line with a barber?

Because they cut.

boardgames

What do you call Scrabble for the illiterate?

Scribble.