Light switches

Why did the light switch get offended?

Because somebody flipped it off.

                              The Agrarian Race

Sound of Music/Silence of the Lambs

What's the stringed instrument's favorite movie quote?

Cello Clarice.

Ghosts

What do Buddhist ghosts say?

Boo! Duh, everyone knows that!

I Don't Believe in Viagra

I don't believe in Viagra.  As my great grandfather always said, "It's a poor craftsman who blames his tool."

Sleeping with the Fishes

         I'm so tired I feel like Yawn Corleone.

Mafia Sunrise

                          Dawn Corleone

Famous Baseball Player

Roger Clementine 

know your geography

Mommy, don't throw that Finn in the water! He'll sinky!