Saturday, April 28, 2012

Born This Way.

What did Lady Ga Ga name her baby?

Goo Goo Ga Ga.

2 comments:

  1. Nice **LOL**..
    A groom buys the engagement ring at a jewelry store. As the groom enters the room, we "have been talking about" the news that says the jewelry store he just went to is being investigated for selling plastic diamonds to unknowledgeable customers. This didn't work too well but maybe if you have better actors in your group it would...
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  2. As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one woman either, but I've slept with dozens of them."

    His wife looked at him calmly and said, "Why do you think I gave you the poison?"

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