Dirty Clouds

What do clouds say when they get angry?

Go fog yourself you mother fogger!!

Poor Butts

How do poor butts get by in life?

They keep their heads down and make doo.

Boston Turds

Where do Boston turds have fun on a Friday night?

At the potty.

Sick and Twisted

How do sneezes relieve tension?

They get achoo!puncture.

Toilet 2

Where do you find the highest concentration of poop?

Your toilet; it has the most poops per crapita. 

Toilet

What do you call the number of turds living in your toilet?


The poopulation.