Dirty Clouds

What do clouds say when they get angry?

Go fog yourself you mother fogger!!

Poor Butts

How do poor butts get by in life?

They keep their heads down and make doo.

Boston Turds

Where do Boston turds have fun on a Friday night?

At the potty.

Sick and Twisted

How do sneezes relieve tension?

They get achoo!puncture.

Toilet 2

Where do you find the highest concentration of poop?

Your toilet; it has the most poops per crapita. 

Toilet

What do you call the number of turds living in your toilet?


The poopulation.

Fisherperson

How does a fisherman improve his business?

Net working.  

Za

Where do you go for a slice of za and some football?



Pizza hut hut hike!!

Mark E. Salomone and Morelli - "Tell Them - You. Mean. Business."

What do you call a lawyer the cooks?







A sue-chef.

drinks and drives

Why couldn't the nail drive home?

Because it was hammered.

rock n roll

Why should you see live music in Morocco?



Because it's more rockin'

Could You Repeat That?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

D'jav.

D'jav who?

Knock Knock.

Cows

What do cows listen to to get aroused?


Moooo'd music

Trees and Trees

What does a tree eat for dessert?






paste-trees.

Falafel

What did the falafel say to the waiter?

Chick peas!