Errorism

Did you here that Mickey Mouse and a radical terrorist group are teaming up for the holiday event of the season?

Disney on ISIS  

Bruce Springsteen

What did Bruce Springsteen say when his shirt sleeve got too close to the candle flame?


Whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm on fire.

Soft Drinks

What state has the smallest Cokes?

Minisoda.

Game of Thrones

My goal is to re-dub the entire series.  You might have to copy and paste the link below.

https://vimeo.com/131501726

Laundry and Pants

How do you reward a hard working wrinkle?


With a pay in crease.

Tree in the Military

Why did the tree get kicked out of the army?


Because it went AWOL.  Absent Without Leaves

Shrub It Off

What kind of shrub attacks without warning?

An ambush.

Trees

What do you call a tree that writes with its butt?

An aspen.

B.O.

What do you call it when body spray raves about the necessity of not sweating?

An antiperspirant 

Little Birdy

What do tween birds say when someone is being embarrassing?

Sqwuakwaaaardd.

Movies

What do turds eat at the movies?

Poop corn.

NPR 88.5

What did the little boy say when the NPR host farted on him?

Terry!! Gross!!