Surf's Up.

What do you make a lying surfboard out of?

Fib-erglass.

Surf

Stinky ER

What is the smelliest medical procedure?

Open-fart surgery.

Medical Problem.

Why is dandruff a bad friend?

Because it always flakes on you.

Snap Shot.

What did the picture scream when being placed in the squad car?

I've been framed!

Cocoa

What do you call a short, fat, chocolatey, adolescent?

Oval-tean.