Sam Carpenter's Jokes
Thursday, November 24, 2011
Miss Muffet.
Why did Miss Muffet become a trucker?
For the whey stations.
Monday, November 14, 2011
Teacher.
What do you call a teacher who farts a lot?
a tooter.
Sunday, November 13, 2011
Art.
What do you call it when a statue gets caught doing drugs?
A bust.
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